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  1. That age when your metabolism starts going downhill.

    1. Zimbabwe

      Zimbabwe

      You know with hard exercise, you can reduce your metabolic age massively. I know a 34 year old who got theirs down to 17!

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  2. MM, plz dun change. My only sense of normalcy so far from home. I love how we all speak in one language, i love the bantz. Plz pray my phone never run out of battery even when electricity is not working.

  3. So, I am about to order an item from the menu "Veggie surprise", and I remembered Shaver and his boss.

    1. Zimbabwe

      Zimbabwe

      Isn't it Shaver and the CEO's secretary who have something special going on?

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  4. baby doesn't like vitamins? put it in the ice cream.

    1. Zimbabwe

      Zimbabwe

      No, applies to vitamins too. Check with a pharmacist!

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  5. baby doesn't like vitamins? put it in the ice cream.

    1. Zimbabwe

      Zimbabwe

      You have to be careful as some supplements must be taken on their own and mixing with any other food or drink will inhibit the effectiveness of this. Applies to rank-tasting antibiotics mixed in fruit juice. Check with your pharmacist.

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  6. Does anyone know how to read/write Hindi? Need to learn within 3 weeks inshaAllah.

  7. Does anyone know how to read/write Hindi? Need to learn within 3 weeks inshaAllah.

  8. do you guys know of any halal restaurants in Disneyland Paris? Barak Allah feekum

    1. Zimbabwe

      Zimbabwe

      Hijab, maybe check out Trip Advisor for vegetarian or vegan restaurants near there? Though that may not help with alcohol content (!)

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  9. do you guys know of any halal restaurants in Disneyland Paris? Barak Allah feekum

    1. Zimbabwe

      Zimbabwe

      Just go veggie and fish for a few days- you'll survive! Around Paris in general there are tons of halal eats- mostly Arab food.

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  10. CEO's secretary sent me another email today. Had to meet with the boss, this time in person. After 20 minutes of him telling me his goals he ended the conversation by giving me a raise!

    1. Zimbabwe

      Zimbabwe

      Okay so now you're just lying to cover up your half day in lieu reward story - I CALLED IT!!

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  11. The CEO's secretary of my company sent me an email saying the CEO was going to "recognize me" on Tuesday's meeting. I'm hoping that means a bonus or you know, a Ferrari. But it's probably a handshake and a pen. I'll place it in a shrine.

  12. The CEO's secretary of my company sent me an email saying the CEO was going to "recognize me" on Tuesday's meeting. I'm hoping that means a bonus or you know, a Ferrari. But it's probably a handshake and a pen. I'll place it in a shrine.

    1. Zimbabwe

      Zimbabwe

      Oh man, you really couldn't be a bigger loser if you tried Shaver! You could have at least made something exciting up!

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  13. The CEO's secretary of my company sent me an email saying the CEO was going to "recognize me" on Tuesday's meeting. I'm hoping that means a bonus or you know, a Ferrari. But it's probably a handshake and a pen. I'll place it in a shrine.

    1. Zimbabwe

      Zimbabwe

      Blatantly Shaver's going to be forced to make up some grand gesture since come Tuesday the CEO will probably forget all about his little minion waiting for his pat on the head!

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  14. The CEO's secretary of my company sent me an email saying the CEO was going to "recognize me" on Tuesday's meeting. I'm hoping that means a bonus or you know, a Ferrari. But it's probably a handshake and a pen. I'll place it in a shrine.

  15. Our general section has been invaded by the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corp's online battalion.

    1. Zimbabwe

      Zimbabwe

      Yep, they totally misread the audience interests here.

  16. The CEO's secretary of my company sent me an email saying the CEO was going to "recognize me" on Tuesday's meeting. I'm hoping that means a bonus or you know, a Ferrari. But it's probably a handshake and a pen. I'll place it in a shrine.

    1. Zimbabwe

      Zimbabwe

      Well keep us posted on what this recognition involves..

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  17. The CEO's secretary of my company sent me an email saying the CEO was going to "recognize me" on Tuesday's meeting. I'm hoping that means a bonus or you know, a Ferrari. But it's probably a handshake and a pen. I'll place it in a shrine.

    1. Zimbabwe

      Zimbabwe

      Maybe he's going to give you a wedgie after pointing at you?

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  18. The CEO's secretary of my company sent me an email saying the CEO was going to "recognize me" on Tuesday's meeting. I'm hoping that means a bonus or you know, a Ferrari. But it's probably a handshake and a pen. I'll place it in a shrine.

  19. MO! Y U call me Aunty!?!?!??!

    1. Zimbabwe

      Zimbabwe

      Thank you for clarifying Spider... SPUD, where else am I going to get the instant gratification, self esteem fix and ego boost which only LIKES here give me??

       

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  20. Does Brexit really mean Zimarina is going to get deported to the U.S.? Because that's what Kelly Conway says...

    1. Zimbabwe

      Zimbabwe

      I couldn't make all your dreams come true that easily Shaver....I will let you carry on in blissful hope and anticipation..

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  21. That awkward moment you go grocery shoppingand forget how much you can actually carry home. Every time. -__-

    1. Zimbabwe

      Zimbabwe

      I go grocery shopping and remember I've left my reusable bags in the boot of my car AGAIN. Sigh, another 5p down the drain.

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