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  1. "How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb?" "Dunno. It started off as two, but they argued over which bulb to put in the fixture. Now there are two sects, each with millions of followers worldwide; one sect who believed an incandescent should have gone in the fixture, while the other believed it should have been a compact fluorescent bulb." Saw this on a non-Muslim site, I think they were pokin' fun at us, but thinking 'bout it, it may be a bit true these days, we get divided over things we shouldn't, division created by not being patient & tolerant of one another.
  2. I was in Friday prayer the other day, and some guy's cell phone went off. But it was just the default ring tone, which made me think, what if he had something else, some other embarrassing ring tone like "Souljah boy"?? And what if there was like a 1000 people to hear it, how embarrassing would that be... So, my question to you guys is, with all the different ringtones out there and all you crazy kids with your music, what's the most embarrassing ring tone you ever heard go off in the the Masjid? And how many people were there? somebody should catch that on film, and then that brother/sister should be BANNED!
  3. this shouldn't be in the funny's thread.... cuz i really do hate 'em. why? say an international bank, that dealt in INTEREST (RIBA), wanted to enter a Muslim country. And stated in their business plan, that they had researched that their bank would help the country's economy. A Muslim president of that country would have 3 options: 1. Allow the bank in. 2. Say no. 3. Say yes, only if they change their system to become interest "free," If it was a progressive Muslim, they'd do #1, betraying the fundamentals of Islam. The best is #3, cause you try to maintain the progress of your country, and especially try to mainain the principles of Islam. But if #3 doesn't work you gotta do #2. the sect, "progressive Muslims," have the premisis of every decision for "PROGRESSION," which is wrong. Muslims should first consider the premis for every decision "THE PLEASURE OF ALLAH (SWT)", and then they may consider its effects (progress, etc.). If Progressive muslims goal is "progression," then why not start a Brothel Business? We won't be judged on how "progressive," we are on the day of judgement. Hamzah u with me bro? That's why i hate progressives.
  4. Assalamu-Alaikum, I'm not trying to divide us, but I think it's an imporant issue: Female Muslim Student Association President.... Is it allowed Islamically or not? I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR OWN VIEWS, or what "YOU," Think is okay. I'm talking about the Islamic perspective, the final and only word. PLEASE provide Qu'raan/Hadiths or scholars view as a backup. Jazak'Allah
  5. Allied News November 21, 2007 Kanye West accepted Islam in a Washington, D.C. mosque. The rapper claimed his acquaintances, "Freeway," and "Mos Def," who are already practicting Muslims, influenced him greatly. Kanye said his conversion won't affect his music, as most Rapper converts. He said he'll continue to make provacative videos, have sex, drink, hit up the clubs, and have more sex. He's giving up bacon one day at a time. He has however contemplated a name change in case he's ever on a plane that terrorist hijack, quote "Yo if them n*ggas, try ta' highjack ma' a**, I can always pull out ma' ID and be like, yo, I'm one of y'all! Knaw' mean? That's just smart, that's just straight hustla, Louis Vutton!" On news of Kanye's conversion statement, designer Louis Vutton revoked Kanye's contract saying "I mean what if he starts a trend, and we have to start designing turbans, I mean, come on...." Kanye replied saying "Yo I don't care, it ain't nuthin' ta me, I'm #1, I been gettin' approached by designers ever since Lous Vutton left me." Note Allied News did check Kanye's claim on this, and found no evidence. Analyst say Kanye's sales have yet to drop in the U.S. since the news, but may increase in other places such as UAE, Pakistan, and Indonesia. Kanye has been contemplating the name "Khalil West," or "Khalil Wes-Saeed," as in "West Side," but local DC Imam, Sheikh Ibrahim El-Kadri said the name should not be glamorous. Sheikh Ibrahim El-Kadri has been a Kanye West song ever since 'Jesus Walks,' "I use to bump that up Yani, vhen I go to za cruisin', people look at me like, who is dis brazar with tha big beard bobbin' his head, what? and Imam can't get jiggy wizzit? Yakhi please..." West also said if he found the religion to be difficult to integrate with music, he may leave to Judaism. "Hey after all Madona did it, and this ain't Saudi, ain't nobody gona' chop my head or hand or whatever they do to apostates..." Rutgers
  6. weirdo!

    im off this site, this thing is for kids!

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    wha di blood clot guy, ya dunn know, raas cleat... wha GWAAN
  8. Lol my friend saw u at your sis's wedding hahah

  9. WAHAHAHAAH loool lol lol lol =P

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    that playboy & hijabees thread was bad...very bad..soryy!
  11. hahaha your Playboy & Hijabees thread was hillarious!!!! why was it closed =( AHAHA

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    hey i got an idea for u, anybody who's good with this forum thing. Every city with a decent size Muslim population should have their own Muslim Community Forum, and you could start one. But it would have to be further divided for the bigger cities like Toronto (into smalle regions). Even if it has 10-20 people, that would be good. And say it was like a DUTY for them to meet. Volunteers could be divided into teams. There could be an EVENTS committy, responsible for marketing certain events to targeted audiences. A finance commity, for re-investing the Mosque's funds, and growing their capital. Do you know how effective this would be? How much Sawaab you'd get for being responsible for something like this. Take a step back for sec. How much impact does MM have? It does when we talk about serious issues, but when we're just Funny-boning around, not much. The forum i'm talking about would be designated for serious issues. For example if the city of London Ontario was in dire need of a new mosque. It would get all engineerins, contructors, contractors, on the forum, they could even have a tutoring session in a lab on how to use the forum for everybody. Then they could get everybody's email on the way out of Juma, their "Profiles," which would be a form, for the purpose of inputing their info into a computer system (their skils, eduactaion, address - so they know where the highest concentration of Muslims are...). This profile form would also be online, forward in emails, it objective would be to gain information about every Muslim in the city, so that an administator could look at the profiles and decide who to invite to the forum. I don't know about you, but in Canda, their's a huge technology-illiterate bunch of people running Muslim communities. They need to be taught. Whadya think? Lemme guess, your comment going to be negative? And yes I know Idea starts with I, i'm just lazy.
  13. I was thinkin' of starting a Playboy-type magazine for Muslims. It would feature sisters with Hijabs, and in their swimsuits, whose with me? Just kididng, was this a bad joke? Yeah its Ramadan too, and to top it off, I'm an MSA member? can u believe that, coconut fob is an MSA member? But I act so naughty... muhahahaha.....
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