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Another email forward.....im sure you girls will like this one lol

 

WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and

neither of them wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,

the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"

"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

 

 

 

WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...

30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"

 

 

 

CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be

so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

 

 

 

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who

should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first,

and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and

you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible

that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament

and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS"

 

 

 

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each

other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,

he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,

"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM

and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and

see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by

the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

 

 

 

God may have created man before woman,

but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

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:lol: nice ones

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CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be

so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!

 

lol I liked that one.

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women have to deliver babies.

owned :I

just joking ahah, good job women.

 

And just WHAT do you mean by that?!! :mad:

 

rofl.gif

 

What are u laughing at wise guy?

 

:angry:

 

Someone's got to give birth. Certainly God didn't think guys are able to handle the pain.

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Hahaha that made me smile :D

Women are sooo smart they just play dumb to please, men. No Seriously.

 

Especially Muslim women …we could take over the world if we wanted to. We just choose not to.

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Yes, I'm a woman I'll go through periods, cook, clean, look after you, raise your children, go through labour pain again and again, lose weight for you and how do you thank me??

 

BY ACTING LIKE A TOTAL ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Guys cannot handle pain. end of.

 

SISSYS!

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i got 1 :

 

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real misery.

Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it way.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."

The loyal wife replied "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him. " You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him !!!?

"I sure did" said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a cheque. If he can cash, he can spend it "....

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Especially Muslim women …we could take over the world if we wanted to. We just choose not to.

I believe this is the fitrah of women. No, I dont believe that "they choose not to". I kinda think females have this fitrah of wanting to be dominated by another person, i.e. male.

 

Wallahu'alam.

 

And just WHAT do you mean by that?!! :mad:

What are u laughing at wise guy?

 

:angry:

 

Someone's got to give birth. Certainly God didn't think guys are able to handle the pain.

I'm laughing at Omar's joke. And yeah, labour is a painful experience, so I salute to women in that area. :D

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lmao those were jks.

 

 

yes go women of today, shut them men up :lol:

 

i'm playing, i'm only not mad cuz i know i could shut up any girl as i do a lot all the time and then women will try and come up with some fancy come back but as usual they speak before they think and embarass themselves.

 

 

end of discussion....

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