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this one's cheesy, but i had to post it.

"you had me at salaam"

 

i dont think people actually say this crap to people of the opposite sex, at least i hope not. i would never do it...maybe as a joke. lol

 

 

by far the best line so far.... :lol:

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Boy walks up to girl

 

Boy: Are your feet tired?

 

Girl: Why?

 

Boy: Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?

 

Girl: I'm impressed by both your knowledge of Islam and your coyness.....have your ammi call my ammi

 

 

 

awwwwwwwwww ye B)

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Boy walks up to girl

 

Boy: Do you believe in the hereafter?

 

Girl: Yes :yes:

 

Boy: Oh you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter. ;)

 

Girl: :unsure:

 

 

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ye B)

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Boy: hey whats up

 

Girl: what the heck do you want?

 

Boy: I'm a doctor

 

Girl: Will you marry me?

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Boy: hey whats up

 

Girl: what the heck do you want?

 

Boy: I'm a doctor

 

Girl: Will you marry me?

 

 

:lol: ...i'm going to be a lawyer ladies....jus getting the word out

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This isn't going to give much confidence to the fellas :ph34r: ( i know the ninja icon is out of place here, but when is it ever a right time to use a ninja icon)

 

And are we supposed to give them confidence?

No

 

Boy: hey whats up

 

Girl: what the heck do you want?

 

Boy: I'm a doctor

 

Girl: Will you marry me?

 

I wouldn't fall for that one <_<

 

:lol: ...i'm going to be a lawyer ladies....jus getting the word out

 

Thanks for letting us know :)

 

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^^hahahahahahaha man.....you know, my mom tells me everyday about how she dreams about me being a doctor and said that really the only reason why is because she wants me to get married quickly (as if doctors make the best bachelors).

 

 

 

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^^true. I just can't say no to my mom, but inshallah with this one decision I'll stand my ground.

 

If i do become a doctor, and that's a BIG if, I'm not going to tell any girls I'm a doctor. if they ask i'll tell them I'm a librarian making $40,000 a year (average pay for a lot of families). if they walk then I know they weren't worth it.

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good, you're the 2% minority

 

How nice

If i do become a doctor, and that's a BIG if, I'm not going to tell any girls I'm a doctor. if they ask i'll tell them I'm a librarian making $40,000 a year (average pay for a lot of families). if they walk then I know they weren't worth it.

 

Thats the spirit!

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