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I had this really stupid friend in high school he liked this girl and finally decided to approach her he said

 

"Is your dad a thief? Because he must of stole the stars and put them into your eyes!"

 

Come to find out her father passed died 3 days ago.

 

Hasn't used a pickup line on a girl since.

 

wow thats so sad :( she shoulda punched him the **** out

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^ Ya she should have ...she just stared at him like she saw a ghost and walked away crying. I think that hurt him more than a punch would.

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^ HAHA. I've recognized that 90% of your last pick up lines have been from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

 

lolll so true

ive heard almost all from Fresh Prince

good times, good times

 

Boy: hey whats up

 

Girl: what the heck do you want?

 

Boy: I'm a doctor

 

Girl: Will you marry me?

roflmaoooo :lol::lol:

that was the best one

 

Boy walks up to girl

 

Boy: Are you Shiite?

 

Girl: Yes i am.

 

Boy: I thought so, cause when I saw you , I thought, "She's aiight!"

awwwwwwwwwwwww ye B).....she'll be putty in your hands

:rolleyes:

 

 

 

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Boy walks up to girl

 

BoY: r u from tennessee

 

Girl: No.

 

Boy: Really, cuz ur the only ten i see

 

Girl :wub:

 

 

awwwwwwwwwwwwww ye B)

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Your "Awwwwww ye B) "'s at the end of every line are cracking me up! :lol:

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Some might not understand this, but for those that do I'm telling you this pickup line will ALWAYS work!

 

Go up to the girl and say, "yo rassmalai, how about you and I get together and make some rasgullay?"

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Some might not understand this, but for those that do I'm telling you this pickup line will ALWAYS work!

 

Go up to the girl and say, "yo rassmalai, how about you and I get together and make some rasgullay?"

 

 

lol. i love it :lol:

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Of course you wouldn't :) But don't you think you'd be able to somehow feel or somehow kknow it if someone doesn't really care about you? Hopefully you'llmarry someone whom you know really well and who knows you. Someone who cares about you and not your profession, status and money - inshallah :)

P.S

What an honour to see my words in your signature :D:blush:

 

oh man just saw this post!

 

yup yup inshAllah that'll be the case! :)

 

sorry about my sig now, i just wanted to change up stuff. But still you're words of wisdom should be noted! B) definitely inspiring :)

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Boy: hey whats up

 

Girl: what the heck do you want?

 

Boy: I'm a doctor

 

Girl: Will you marry me?

:lol: False advertising!

 

^^hahahahahahaha man.....you know, my mom tells me everyday about how she dreams about me being a doctor and said that really the only reason why is because she wants me to get married quickly (as if doctors make the best bachelors).

Not necessarily. -_-

 

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@ Mar 7 2007, 09:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

^^^ because then he knows whether the gurlie just after him for the money and the nice secure future..or for him :) i personally wuldnt marry a doctah..dey work crap hours.

Not if they work in a clinic. Then they have decent shifts.

 

I had this really stupid friend in high school he liked this girl and finally decided to approach her he said

 

"Is your dad a thief? Because he must of stole the stars and put them into your eyes!"

 

Come to find out her father passed died 3 days ago.

 

Hasn't used a pickup line on a girl since.

Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi rajioon. Poor girl.

 

^ Ya she should have ...she just stared at him like she saw a ghost and walked away crying. I think that hurt him more than a punch would.

He should have apologized to her later.

 

Some might not understand this, but for those that do I'm telling you this pickup line will ALWAYS work!

 

Go up to the girl and say, "yo rassmalai, how about you and I get together and make some rasgullay?"

:lol: That was funny.

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^Yea, I've heard those two! Very funny!

 

-Can I have your number so I can wake you up for fajr?

 

-Do you want a date? I got a whole box when I went to Madinah!

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