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"*guy looks under girls hijab* "sorry, i was looking for the made in jannah tag" :lol:

I think I would be unconscious before I could open my mouth! :rolleyes:

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^Yea, I've heard those two! Very funny!

 

-Can I have your number so I can wake you up for fajr?

 

-Do you want a date? I got a whole box when I went to Madinah!

 

HAHAHAHA :lol:

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You must be the Buraaq, because I wanna ride you all the way to heaven

 

:no:

:blink: I think I just lost my wudu!

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Boy walks up to girl

 

Boy: Are you Shiite?

 

Girl: Yes i am.

 

Boy: I thought so, cause when I saw you , I thought, "She's aiight!"

awwwwwwwwwwwww ye B).....she'll be putty in your hands

 

 

 

my favourite so far :lol:

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Lol, I came across this one: "You are so sweet you are giving me a toothache"

I can imagine the girl/guy replying: "And you're so annoying, you're giving me a headache"

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