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An anagram is a re-arrangement of a word, phrase, or sentence into a different one by using all the letters of the original sentence and without repeating any of the letters. Take a look at these ones:

 

 

A decimal point = I’m a dot in place

 

Dormitory = dirty room

 

Vacation times = I’m not as active

 

A gentleman = elegant man

 

Snooze alarms = Alas, no more Z’s

 

Conversation = voices rant on

 

Desperation = a rope ends it

 

Debit card = bad credit

 

Eleven plus two = twelve plus one

 

The detectives = detect thieves

 

The Morse code = Here come dots!

 

George Bush = He bugs Gore

 

William Shakespeare = I am a weakish speller (or) I’ll make a wise phrase

 

Elvis Aaron Presley = Seen alive? Sorry pal!

 

Chairman Mao = I am on a march

 

Clint Eastwood = Old West action

 

Listen = silent

 

School master = the classroom

 

Christmas tree = search, set, trim

 

Slot machine = cash lost in 'em

 

Statue of Liberty = built to stay free

 

The public art galleries = Large picture halls, I bet.

 

Election results = Lies - let’s recount.

 

The countryside = No city dust here.

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Here are some more.

 

General Protection Fault = To corrupt an elegant file
The Titanic disaster = Death, it starts in ice
Clothespins = So let's pinch
Presbyterian = Best in prayer
A Nintendo game boy = Made to be annoying
Television programming = Permeating living rooms
A carton of cigarettes = I got a taste for cancer
Irritable Bowel Syndrome - O my terrible drains below
Achievements = Nice, save them
The eyes = They see

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General Protection Fault = To corrupt an elegant file

The Titanic disaster = Death, it starts in ice

A carton of cigarettes = I got a taste for cancer

Irritable Bowel Syndrome - O my terrible drains below

 

:lol:

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Celebrity Anagrams

 

Monica Lewinsky = Nice silky lady

Christina Aguilera = Ugly Satanic Hair

Agatha Christie = Is a theatric hag

Britney Spears = Best PR in years

Howard Stern = Retard shown

Justin Timberlake = I’m a jerk, but listen

Arnold Schwarzenegger = He’s grown large n’ crazed

Elvis Aaron Presley = Seen alive? Sorry, pal

David Letterman = Terminal dead TV

Jennifer Aniston = Fine in torn jeans

Sean Connery = On any screen

Robin Williams: I warm billions

Michael Jordan = Lordi, he can jam!

Thomas Alva Edison = Aha, ions made volts

Richard Dawkins = Dishrack Darwin

Fidel Castro = docile farts

Donald Rumsfeld = muddler of lands

Margaret Thatcher = That great charmer

Diana Princess of Wales = Felon was pissed in a car

Ronald Reagan= A darn long era

 

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