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Teen falls into a sewer while texting:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31853449/

 

 

We all know that walking and texting is a tough combination -- but a Staten Island teen learned the hard way when she fell into an uncovered sewer manhole while trying to send a message.

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hahaha wow thats unlucky... i fell in one before n it ent pretty!

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Saudi 'genie' sued for harassment:

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8145862.stm

 

A family in Saudi Arabia is taking a "genie" to court, accusing it of theft and harassment, reports say.

 

They accuse the spirit of threatening them, throwing stones and stealing mobile phones, Al Watan newspaper said.

 

The family have lived in the same house near the city of Medina for 15 years but say they only recently became aware of the spirit. They have now moved out.

 

A local court is investigating. In Islamic theology, genies are spirits that can harass or possess humans.

 

This was a jinn story I read in the news today, though I'm not very sure if the family is telling the truth or not.

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^ Why don't they get a (muslim) exorcist? It's possible to remove or tell jinns to leave the property, but it takes time. Allahu Alam.

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^ Because they want to put the jinn behind bars. :P

 

 

Police seek man with a fetish for exercise balls - http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090717/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_rubber_ball_fetish

 

DULUTH, Minn. – Police are looking for a man with a self-professed sexual fetish for slashing rubber balls. Police have been seeking the 31-year-old since surveillance tape allegedly showed him breaking into a fitness clinic in May and slashing exercise balls.

 

Authorities are familiar with the man. A criminal complaint released Thursday said he was convicted in 2005 of breaking into a sports facility at the University of Minnesota in Duluth and slashing about 70 balls. Each ball cost between $30 and $60.

 

The complaint says when he pleaded guilty in that case, he admitted slashing more than 40 other balls at two clinics.

 

Court documents said the man told police he slashed the rubber balls to satisfy a sexual urge. Experts said he has an unusual attraction to inflatable exercise devices.

 

Fetish:

 

1. An object that is believed to have magical or spiritual powers, especially such an object associated with animistic or shamanistic religious practices.

2. An object of unreasonably excessive attention or reverence: made a fetish of punctuality.

3. Something, such as a material object or a nonsexual part of the body, that arouses sexual desire and may become necessary for sexual gratification.

4. An abnormally obsessive preoccupation or attachment; a fixation.

 

(Definitions from thefreedictionary.com)

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