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I’m sitting with Ali and Zain (5 year olds)

Me: “I like your hair Zain”

Zain: “Thank you. I have a Mohawk”

Me: “Oh! Where’s the Mohawk? I don’t see it.”

Zain: Touches his sideburns and says “Here”.

Ali: “Zain, that’s not a Mohawk. Those are sideburns”.

Zain: “What’s sideburns?”

Ali: “You know, it’s when your hair is on fire and it burns”.

 

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I was in the bus the this morning half asleep, when i overheard some children talking. They were all around the ages of 5-8. They were all telling each other which street they live on.

 

So one child says:

"I live on Van Horne".

The other child says:

" I live on Gouin".

 

Then this small 6 years old looking girl says:

"I live in Sudan"

 

:)

 

Then they were talking about something else and one of the boys told the little girl that he was going to hit her.

She looked at him with a confused look and said:

"You can't hit me. Only big people can hit if we do something not nice"

 

 

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My cousin sis come over to visit and my lil bro was eating sumat

 

her (to my lil bro): why you eating? don't u know u meant to be fasting? its ramzaan

 

him: well i obv havent got a froza!!!

 

 

a froza lol...

 

 

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Jazakallah Khayr for sharing, some really good ones mashallah!

 

I was at a wedding and this really tiny boy called Noor became my friend :D..

He was like 2 or 3..

 

I went "Noori I love you"

 

He went "Aaqi I YOVE you too"

 

And then he ran into me and gave me a big hug, bless him!

So I lifted him up and gave him an air hug, saves me bending down to hug him. lol

 

 

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i was doing my placement in a skool setting, and we were having numeracy lesson, and the teacher was trying to explain minus numbers and she was getting quite frustrated coz most of them didnt have a clue what she was going on abt...anyways she asks a sum and all of a sudden, this boy puts his asks up, and i cus tell she got really happy, and he sed 'missss why do we have eyebrows? i just started cracking up! lol talk about randomness !

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I was teaching my nephew how to ride a bike and he looked at me after I finished bandaging his knee and asked, "Are you a mom or are you still a kid?" I was 15 at the time.

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I was talking to my three year old cousin. Honestly, I don't really like kids all that much, even though they seem to be attracted to me, (like a moth to a flame), but I seriously love this kid. He's so much fun, and he's so darn intelligent too.

 

Cousin: (with a very serious look on his face) I'm a poorie

Me: You're a what?

Cousin: I'm a poorie :)

Me: Okay, so who's the patha?

Cousin: Mummy :)

Me: uh huh

Cousin: And daddy is the lemon juice cos he's sour

Me: roflmao :lol: :lol: :lol:

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:lol: aww bless mashAllah.

one today....

 

cuz:- mum put my cd on plz.

mum:- oh did u buy a cd player then?

aunt:- yes but it isn't working...

cuz to mum:- ssshhhh auntie, dont tell mum but she's a complete freshy... she put the cd in upside down.

mum:- hahahahaha oh okay.

cuz:- why did god bless me with such a mum?

mum:- cuz she's funny?

cuz:- and a complete freshy too <_<

 

I couldn't stop laughing! oh my freshy family!!!

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I had boxes of Jello of different fruit flavours so i started playing a guessing game with two 4 year olds. The first one smelled the box and said it was strawberry.

 

The other looked at the box and said "No, it's apples-on-a-stick flavour!"

 

jello.jpg

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I had boxes of Jello of different fruit flavours so i started playing a guessing game with two 4 year olds. The first one smelled the box and said it was strawberry.

 

The other looked at the box and said "No, it's apples-on-a-stick flavour!"

 

jello.jpg

 

 

"The gelatin in Jell-O is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones and skins."

 

MMMmmm sounds Haramalicious!

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I was walking home with my mum and 10 year old brother (huzaifah) when a girl from his class approaches us:

 

Girl: "Hi huzaifah!"

Huzaifah: *Lowers gaze *

Girl: "Huzaifah i said hi!"

Huzaifah: *runs off*

Girl:*turns around to face me and mum* "His so shy of girls , when a girl sits on his table he moves to another one".

Me and mum : :blink::lol:

 

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So I was at my aunt's house, in the basement, with all the kids, and all the adults were upstairs. We're watching TV, and from upstarirs we hear my dad sneeze (his sneeze is LOUD). MY cousin's son, who is approaching 3 years of age, get really excited and yells "DOGGIE!!!" :wow:

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Salams,

 

8 yr old had a disagreement with her sibling and said "You must be thinking in bubbles."

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KID: Are you Christian?

ME: Nope, Im Muslim

KID: What's that?

ME: Well its another religion, like you're Christian, I'm Muslim. I believe in Islam, you believe in Christianity

KID: Do you believe in Jesus?

ME: Yes, but not the same way you do ---

KID: Do you celebrate Christmas?

ME: No...

KID: So then you dont believe in Jesus!

ME: Nono, I DO believe in Jesus, I just dont believe that ---

KID: Do you celebrate Easter?

ME: No, but....

KID: YEAH! You dont believe in Jesus!!!

 

Lol! You lost!

 

He's been well trained, must have an evangelist father or mother!

 

 

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so i get back home from saudi after making umrah and im bald..

 

my 2 n a half year old sister comes up to me and say: Why do you look like this?! where did your hair go?!

 

lol. its even funnier in arabic..

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