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It means you'll accept the freestyle for sure. :thumbup:

 

My friend says I'm dumb. :(

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Oi Hoi Bhatti you smell worse than a sweaty ghati

I'll give you such a dhapar have you speakin' Gujarati

Yo, ju think you're a thug, but you got a bhosdi

Or maybe you got a lun, but it's too chhoti to see..

 

ughhhh

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Shatap or i kick ur ass back to rawalpindi

ur one of those fobs who has girl nickname like "mindy"

joo talk about my mum boi, urs is bara randi

I chod her on Saturday and on Sunday

I roll with thugs from Colaba

and yes mera lundh is bara, just ask jor mama

I get respect from kanyakumari to srinagar

you can be my dushman if you want, motherfagar

Yo, you come from punjab, so suck my kabab, yahan

I'll take your ass down like botlan sharab diyan

24-saath I'm crazy nasha like a gunda

And I'm from Udupi, pundai, so I'm a maani not a munda

You smell like thooran so you best get your gand movin

My rhymes is like ayurveda healing, so soothin'.

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LOL HAHAHA THIS IS SOOO FUNNY.

 

 

Man i got one coming up....one of these days :huh:

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Halt! Intruders alert!

 

Is this what young men have done to literature? Is this what young men have done to poetry? IS THIS WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO DIGNITY?!!!

 

I'm appalled.

 

Read this poem. Be enlightened. :)

 

There were once four boys,

Who made way too much noise.

Their mommy, she cried,

"Why must my boys make such noise," she sighed.

Someone heard her, someone over there.

The stranger heard her, and pulled their hair.

And the four noisy boys; very noisy boys

Never again made any noise.

 

(whatsoever)

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Halt! Intruders alert!

 

Is this what young men have done to literature? Is this what young men have done to poetry? IS THIS WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO DIGNITY?!!!

 

I'm appalled.

 

Read this poem. Be enlightened. :)

 

There were once four boys,

Who made way too much noise.

Their mommy, she cried,

"Why must my boys make such noise," she sighed.

Someone heard her, someone over there.

The stranger heard her, and pulled their hair.

And the four noisy boys; very noisy boys

Never again made any noise.

 

(whatsoever)

Why, Gloria! What a beautiful poem! I am touched. Truly enlightened! Did you write these beautiful words? If so, I must say... you truly are desirable.

 

Don't worry, I am a nice boy and I don't make too much noise. :)

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these rhymes you want, do they hafta be a certain font?

need I lash out n call u kuthi n gunda? :blink:

my bengali vocab is not good at all

gonna sip my coke, lay back, yet give it a shot

 

I've gotta beat in ma head, rollin along

makin cha for ma dad whilst chewin some paan

gots ma teeth growin laal n my beat goin on

u betta keep up, else we'll hafta meet up kaal

 

12 am n I'm supposed to be in bed

I aint in the mood for cappin ur lyrics

but gimme some time yaar n I'll beat ya to the finish

Over n out as my chohk prefer to close instead...

yo saler sala, I aint done, we aint finished chele,

no, my lyrical rhymes aint no where near dead... :box:

 

 

 

:ph34r:

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cant u guys be nicer to each other in ur freestyles? some lines were really nasty :blink:

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Guest Salina

:lol::blink:

 

 

I really dont know what to make of this thread, but I say Bhattz wins because he's the Official Ef Oh Bee B)

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:huh::huh::huh::huh:

 

ok what i read was funny but man it takes a while :headache:

 

uh i dont vote for anyone, tie for me

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