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I do!

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"Oh I just could not stand

Against the fighting Taliban

Oh I just could not stand

Against the fighting Taliban

He stood & looked upon the earth

with drones & weapons in his hand

His sattelites set their sights

upon an ancient rich Muslim land

Worhipping God, the One Alone

and their flocks and herds to tend

Yet ready at a moments call

their Muslim homeland to defend

He walked into their Muslim land

Surreptitiously as an uninvited guest

He said: "I'm here to rid you of

your militants and terrorist pests!"

He said: "I'll build an army base

Right here on your masaajid floors!

And I'll protect you from your sons

and from the Pakis and Chinese next door!"

The Taliban answered with a snap:

"We need no help from the likes of you!

Why, you are the same kaafirs

that Allah ta`ala helped us defeat in 1842!

Our sons are in the surrounding mountains

their sacred muslim homeland to regain

So why dont you just go back home

and save yourself some grievance and pain"

Oh I just could not stand

Against the fighting Taliban

Oh I just could not stand

Against the fighting Taliban

He said: "Hajji! Are you insane?!

Do you know who the hell I am?!

Why, I'm the policeman of the world

And everybody calls me: Uncle Sam!"

The Taliban simply took their weapons

and with a real righteous defiant stance

They said: "Yes, we know you & what you'll do

but you see, we dont give a damn!"

He said: "Where did these ignorant Taliban

get the gall and unmitigated audacity

To take small weapons in their hands

and defiantly speak like that to me?!

I'll send my smart helicopters

mercenaries and unmanned drones out

On search and destroy missions

to hunt these backward peasants down

I'll send my computer integrated jets and tanks

to burn his masaajid and villages to the grown!"

The Taliban looked at this arrogant fool

and with dignity did not even bat and eye

They said: "You see before we would submit

we all would rather turn to Allah, fight and die

But we feel it only right and fair

that we should warn you crusaders for yo sake

That this here war will be the biggest blunder

that you christians, athiests & zionist will ever make!"

Oh I just could not stand

Against the fighting Taliban

Oh I just could not stand

Against the fighting Taliban

The big bully, now blushing red

let out a whooping marine battle cry!

The Taliban, then just seemed to fade away

into the surrounding mountains and countryside.

He smiled and said with over confidence:

"I've got those mujahideen on the run!"

But then booby traps, AKs, bismillahs & SVDs

along with stingers & IEDs set fire to his buns!

The Taliban fought so hard and well

that so the untold story goes

They trapped themselves a 'paper tiger'

and filled his western hide with holes!

And as the pain, & the economic strain intensified

he cried out to the world loud and clear:

"Heah, if I can just get untangled yall

I'm gettin my heroine addicted butt up out of here!

Oh I just could not stand

Against the fighting Taliban

I gotta go!

Oh I just could not stand

Against the fighting Taliban

Gimme my drugs...my burgers...my money...

but I'm leaving my guns...I gotta split...I gotta leave

Where's my boat?! Where's my plane?! ...I gotta split!...I gotta leave

You see...I just could not stand

Against the fighting Taliban

NoI just could not stand

Against the fighting Taliban"

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Stop repeating posts. If no one cared the first 3 times, they're not going to care now. Either discuss or just leave it.

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I do!

__

"Oh I just could not stand

Against the fighting Taliban

Oh I just could not stand

Against the fighting Taliban

He stood & looked upon the earth

with drones & weapons in his hand

His sattelites set their sights

upon an ancient rich Muslim land

Worhipping God, the One Alone

and their flocks and herds to tend

Yet ready at a moments call

their Muslim homeland to defend

He walked into their Muslim land

Surreptitiously as an uninvited guest

He said: "I'm here to rid you of

your militants and terrorist pests!"

He said: "I'll build an army base

Right here on your masaajid floors!

And I'll protect you from your sons

and from the Pakis and Chinese next door!"

The Taliban answered with a snap:

"We need no help from the likes of you!

Why, you are the same kaafirs

that Allah ta`ala helped us defeat in 1842!

Our sons are in the surrounding mountains

their sacred muslim homeland to regain

So why dont you just go back home

and save yourself some grievance and pain"

Oh I just could not stand

Against the fighting Taliban

Oh I just could not stand

Against the fighting Taliban

He said: "Hajji! Are you insane?!

Do you know who the hell I am?!

Why, I'm the policeman of the world

And everybody calls me: Uncle Sam!"

The Taliban simply took their weapons

and with a real righteous defiant stance

They said: "Yes, we know you & what you'll do

but you see, we dont give a damn!"

He said: "Where did these ignorant Taliban

get the gall and unmitigated audacity

To take small weapons in their hands

and defiantly speak like that to me?!

I'll send my smart helicopters

mercenaries and unmanned drones out

On search and destroy missions

to hunt these backward peasants down

I'll send my computer integrated jets and tanks

to burn his masaajid and villages to the grown!"

The Taliban looked at this arrogant fool

and with dignity did not even bat and eye

They said: "You see before we would submit

we all would rather turn to Allah, fight and die

But we feel it only right and fair

that we should warn you crusaders for yo sake

That this here war will be the biggest blunder

that you christians, athiests & zionist will ever make!"

Oh I just could not stand

Against the fighting Taliban

Oh I just could not stand

Against the fighting Taliban

The big bully, now blushing red

let out a whooping marine battle cry!

The Taliban, then just seemed to fade away

into the surrounding mountains and countryside.

He smiled and said with over confidence:

"I've got those mujahideen on the run!"

But then booby traps, AKs, bismillahs & SVDs

along with stingers & IEDs set fire to his buns!

The Taliban fought so hard and well

that so the untold story goes

They trapped themselves a 'paper tiger'

and filled his western hide with holes!

And as the pain, & the economic strain intensified

he cried out to the world loud and clear:

"Heah, if I can just get untangled yall

I'm gettin my heroine addicted butt up out of here!

Oh I just could not stand

Against the fighting Taliban

I gotta go!

Oh I just could not stand

Against the fighting Taliban

Gimme my drugs...my burgers...my money...

but I'm leaving my guns...I gotta split...I gotta leave

Where's my boat?! Where's my plane?! ...I gotta split!...I gotta leave

You see...I just could not stand

Against the fighting Taliban

NoI just could not stand

Against the fighting Taliban"

 

Yes you are right! So shall we discuss just why the US cannot win against the fighting Taliban? A case in point: the US has the most highly trained fighting men and women in the world. The cream of this elite army are the Navy Seals. These guys are trained to endure psychological warfare and torture, and are willing to take a bullet for the 'cause'.

If you want to gauge the well being of the entire US military, one only need zoom in on the Navy Seal units. When those guys, with all the training they have, start losing hope and start killing themselves, for the Taliban; that is a clear indication that things have gone south!

 

Navy SEAL Commander In Afghanistan Dies Of Apparent Suicide

 

 

By KIMBERLY DOZIER

 

WASHINGTON — U.S. military officials are investigating the apparent suicide of a Navy SEAL commander in Afghanistan.

Navy SEAL Cdr. Job W. Price, 42, of Pottstown, Pa., died Saturday of a non-combat-related injury while supporting stability operations in Uruzgan Province, Afghanistan.

A U.S. military official said the death "appears to be the result of suicide." The official spoke on condition of anonymity because the death is still being investigated.

"The Naval Special Warfare family is deeply saddened by the loss of our teammate," said Capt. Robert Smith, Commander of Naval Special Warfare Group Two, which manages all Virginia-based Navy SEAL teams. "We extend our condolences, thoughts and prayers to the family, friends, and NSW community during this time of grieving."

"As we mourn the loss and honor the memory of our fallen teammate, those he served with will continue to carry out the mission," Smith added Sunday.

A U.S. military official confirmed Price was from Virginia Beach, Va.-based SEAL Team 4, which is part of the mission to train Afghan local police to stave off the Taliban in remote parts of Afghanistan. Price is survived by a wife and a daughter.

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Yes you are right! So shall we discuss just why the US cannot win against the fighting Taliban? A case in point: the US has the most highly trained fighting men and women in the world. The cream of this elite army are the Navy Seals. These guys are trained to endure psychological warfare and torture, and are willing to take a bullet for the 'cause'.

If you want to gauge the well being of the entire US military, one only need zoom in on the Navy Seal units. When those guys, with all the training they have, start losing hope and start killing themselves, for the Taliban; that is a clear indication that things have gone south!

Please put the link to your source in your post.

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A case in point: the US has the most highly trained fighting men and women in the world. The cream of this elite army are the Navy Seals. These guys are trained to endure psychological warfare and torture, and are willing to take a bullet for the 'cause'.

If you want to gauge the well being of the entire US military, one only need zoom in on the Navy Seal units. When those guys, with all the training they have, start losing hope and start killing themselves, for the Taliban; that is a clear indication that things have gone south!

 

The article is so well known that there is no need to link it! The US as lossed in Afghanistan and all it is doing now is killing people and keeping young American boys and girls out there because they have nothing for them to come home to. Hell, even 'walmart' of all places now has to make a special quota for returning veterans! As MS said:

"no I just could not win against the fighting Taliban!"

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On 12/6/2012 at 2:42 AM, Faerie said:

I don't think he cares, he's been back under two other names and didn't bother bumping it.

 

Just sayin'!

Why bump it when the reality of the poem is right in front of everyone...the US lost this war...and the Taliban are about to take the country back.

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