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Why is nobody talking smack? wth happened to this place..

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Well gosh, you don't have to be so mean about it! :o

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You shakin things up like a crack?

Since the time your head went smack.

This be

back in 1994?

When 'juana last got sold at your old front door.

Imma let you know I don't need drugs

to make my lines fly.

I don't need to be high,

to let the ink flow

and the blood speak.

Aight, bro, I'm not from where you at,

I might sound meek

but I guess this is the end

 

Of my Freestyle streak.

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Wow, just, wow - look who's here?

It's sal circa 2008, im trembling with fear!

Who, oh who, will stop him in his tracks?

Who, oh who, will counter his smack?

Or maybe, just maybe, your thread will just flop

Just like all those silly 'rhymes' that you 'drop'

 

 

edit..hmm. This is a pretty poor attempt. Still better than Sal's entire collection, however.

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Yo Sal, my eyes do deceive me.

 

What happened to the jibes?

I'm sensing bad, bad vibes.

You seem to got your swag on,

but I got my slang on

Bang on -

A-Team - he got no plan B.

Gonna drop those lines like cold, hard cheese.

Oh look - Monsieur

they just banned your sister's veil.

And they threw my brother into a cold, dark jail.

Now don't be sending hate mail...

an Impala?

Ha.

We got them better going by bullock cart.

So show me your art.

Insane word wars.

Rawr.

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Sal you suck. So does your Impala. Take that.

 

 

Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un.

 

Condolences for your flop thread Sal :flower:

 

 

You shakin things up like a crack?

Since the time your head went smack.

This be

back in 1994?

When 'juana last got sold at your old front door.

Imma let you know I don't need drugs

to make my lines fly.

I don't need to be high,

to let the ink flow

and the blood speak.

Aight, bro, I'm not from where you at,

I might sound meek

but I guess this is the end

 

Of my Freestyle streak.

 

 

Wow, just, wow - look who's here?

It's sal circa 2008, im trembling with fear!

Who, oh who, will stop him in his tracks?

Who, oh who, will counter his smack?

Or maybe, just maybe, your thread will just flop

Just like all those silly 'rhymes' that you 'drop'

 

 

edit..hmm. This is a pretty poor attempt. Still better than Sal's entire collection, however.

 

 

Yo Sal, my eyes do deceive me.

 

What happened to the jibes?

I'm sensing bad, bad vibes.

You seem to got your swag on,

but I got my slang on

Bang on -

A-Team - he got no plan B.

Gonna drop those lines like cold, hard cheese.

Oh look - Monsieur

they just banned your sister's veil.

And they threw my brother into a cold, dark jail.

Now don't be sending hate mail...

an Impala?

Ha.

We got them better going by bullock cart.

So show me your art.

Insane word wars.

Rawr.

In Sal's own terms: OWNED?

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^ Wow, is that it? I clicked on this thread expecting a proper reply from Sal where he cusses everyone and its just a 'lol'!

 

Sallu beta, have you lost your touch?

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