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suddenly history doesn't seem so unappealing

huge blocks of text like yours give me a bad feeling

not like being sick

more like wanting to stick

shades on my eyes so i can't see 'wen u typ lyk dis'

now if you don't mind i'll pass the torch over to the slick

walker of the sky, like oil on a candle wick

sleep well, boy

cause come morning

luke's gonna show you a few tricks.

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This may sound rather silly. Please forgive me and don't all laugh at once.

 

 

M-O-N-Zed. This Encounter will be no more than a 'Hello'....Then M-O-Nz's dead.

I still keep it mellow like jellow when set,

As fellows get cleft,

with Metal; red flesh,

No pedal to the metal,

Rather pebble to your temple

You're whole Ghetto's left red,

 

I'm about to warm up; Lava Spits ,

Molten in The night: I'm Sultan of The Parker, Kid,

When my Verbal Diarhhea hits the pad, I'll make the Parchment sick,

Leave your Armour ripped,

Don't try to put 'Gun-to-Mum',

Run your gums and I'll come scar your lips,

Hater,

Roll with a stainless, I don't mind; My bars still 'lick',

I don't care who's Talking the Hardest,

Coz when it comes to paper and pen...I'm the only one who Talks Hard with Ink.

 

 

I am sorry if I offended anyone.

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This may sound rather silly. Please forgive me and don't all laugh at once.

 

 

M-O-N-Zed. This Encounter will be no more than a 'Hello'....Then M-O-Nz's dead.

I still keep it mellow like jellow when set,

As fellows get cleft,

with Metal; red flesh,

No pedal to the metal,

Rather pebble to your temple

You're whole Ghetto's left red,

 

I'm about to warm up; Lava Spits ,

Molten in The night: I'm Sultan of The Parker, Kid,

When my Verbal Diarhhea hits the pad, I'll make the Parchment sick,

Leave your Armour ripped,

Don't try to put 'Gun-to-Mum',

Run your gums and I'll come scar your lips,

Hater,

Roll with a stainless, I don't mind; My bars still 'lick',

I don't care who's Talking the Hardest,

Coz when it comes to paper and pen...I'm the only one who Talks Hard with Ink.

 

 

I am sorry if I offended anyone.

 

O.o

 

ayt den..... WTH monzed?? dead?

u say wat u want go ahead,

lol coz derz so much from me datz unsaid

da way ur spittin makin me think ur a crakhed

ok must have been misread :P

lol M- monzter born 4 nyfing

O - Outta dis world

N - nutta wid bread

Z - zed jus ZED ;)

 

lol ur bars are lick :???

u da way u spit makes me sick

like wth i can easily take da mick

but yh u must b on it

u know da S*T*U*F*F

dat u mst luv

u must get soo high

dat u fink it'll take u above

 

yh dis iz gettin boring

som1 needz 2 get a gud flooring...

i feel lyk roaring

a few lines

dat will make me feel fine

u kno a couple of rhmyes

put 2geva 2 intertwine

nd make me shine :P

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suddenly history doesn't seem so unappealing

huge blocks of text like yours give me a bad feeling

not like being sick

more like wanting to stick

shades on my eyes so i can't see 'wen u typ lyk dis'

now if you don't mind i'll pass the torch over to the slick

walker of the sky, like oil on a candle wick

sleep well, boy

cause come morning

luke's gonna show you a few tricks.

 

dude u must b thick

cos ur talkin 2 mistah slick

yh im full of tricks

i can beat wid every mouse click

lol u jus failed der so dat means i getta free kick

im goin 4 a hatrick

 

shoot da ball in da net

dont watch no sweat

lol ur weak lil threats

i bet u practice on ur pet

im waitin somfing 4 u 2 let

out but it seems lyk itz not tym yet...

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lol nah itz gud jus abit lol

 

unsure about

 

wat u wer on about

 

kept changin

 

keep it simple wid a rhythm but yh itz nice oda wise ;)

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thick in the cranium, your skull's so dense

everything i write must look so intense

some advice: sit this one out on the fence

unless you want to speak proper English--whilst and whence

i'm done.

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Yo Dice, fam

Don't Diss East London English or BAM

in your face so fast a spade

knocking out your teeth just like lemonade

albeit faster, and a little bit harder

just watch out 'blad' before the 'G's' make you a martyr

Heed my warning, take my advice

or seriously homie your gon' get diced

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rammy.

bruv. to you i send my salaami

whip me a sandwich but 'allow' the pastrami

that's right, you got it, i can speak your 'kalami'

init, i rock this, got you asking for your mommy

east london better watch out

i'm not afraid of your baloney.

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rammy.

bruv. to you i send my salaami

whip me a sandwich but 'allow' the pastrami

that's right, you got it, i can speak your 'kalami'

init, i rock this, got you asking for your mommy

east london better watch out

i'm not afraid of your baloney.

Dice. Sis.

right back at ya, WASALAMI

I made you a sammich without pastarami

I tried to whip it yo, but it just got beat

like an egg mixed for an omelette cooked on the market street

ie with some greasy smelly dudes feet

 

I love my mommy, I'll ask for her all day

If you got a problem then go and make hay

with david Haye, the Giant smasher

aint no job harder than bein an impossibility grabber

 

And seriously yo, I aint from the east

I'm so far in the west

that i need a rest

from the country folk with their farmers markets

and snide remarks about my brown bearded carpets

 

So I travelled to the east to meet the G's

but all I got is incoherent words and a swarm of angry B's

B's! I mean brothers with a load of T's

Green, Black and classical Oolong which tastes like P

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O.o

 

ayt den..... WTH monzed?? dead?

u say wat u want go ahead,

lol coz derz so much from me datz unsaid

da way ur spittin makin me think ur a crakhed

ok must have been misread :P

lol M- monzter born 4 nyfing

O - Outta dis world

N - nutta wid bread

Z - zed jus ZED ;)

 

lol ur bars are lick :???

u da way u spit makes me sick

like wth i can easily take da mick

but yh u must b on it

u know da S*T*U*F*F

dat u mst luv

u must get soo high

dat u fink it'll take u above

 

yh dis iz gettin boring

som1 needz 2 get a gud flooring...

i feel lyk roaring

a few lines

dat will make me feel fine

u kno a couple of rhmyes

put 2geva 2 intertwine

nd make me shine :P

 

 

 

Why do you want me to keep it simple?

If you can't tangle with Sky,

Go home,

Because when I handle The Mic, I'll just mangle your life,

I'm asking nice-ly,

Seriously Monz, go grab a Rhyme-scheme or don't chat your hype speech,

Suggestion: Go get a Flow, or don't get involved,

I'm the only 1 flowing at lightspeed,

Miskeen,

My Brother's not even 15 and he'll still write better bars than your 16,

You Lil' Pip-squeak,

My Grammar is hard-tipped,

Its all 'Prada' from the LightSabre to The Glasses,

They say 'Sky Walker's Swagger is StarShip'

Call me a 'Crackhead', 'Wasteman', I don't even care if you call me 'Retarded'

But your line 'Z - zed jus ZED' is soooo rubbish,

That it proves YOU'RE the only one talking The Garbage.

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oh man ayt dis thread jus turned sik

 

ayt watch yh afta i finish ma CW im cummin 2 merk

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