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Why do you want me to keep it simple?

If you can't tangle with Sky,

Go home,

Because when I handle The Mic, I'll just mangle your life,

I'm asking nice-ly,

Seriously Monz, go grab a Rhyme-scheme or don't chat your hype speech,

Suggestion: Go get a Flow, or don't get involved,

I'm the only 1 flowing at lightspeed,

Miskeen,

My Brother's not even 15 and he'll still write better bars than your 16,

You Lil' Pip-squeak,

My Grammar is hard-tipped,

Its all 'Prada' from the LightSabre to The Glasses,

They say 'Sky Walker's Swagger is StarShip'

Call me a 'Crackhead', 'Wasteman', I don't even care if you call me 'Retarded'

But your line 'Z - zed jus ZED' is soooo rubbish,

That it proves YOU'RE the only one talking The Garbage.

 

 

lol manz so fly

dat i get up so high

nd change sky

from blue 2 black

jus lyk ur eyes

nd ur bruised thighs

wen i done wid u

u'll b crying

cum 2 close nd u'll keep on frying

lol why ask nicely, wats rong not so manly

bruv get lost

coz u see i express maself precisely

lol u bring in ur bro

datz jus nd sad n low

trus man u aint eva gonna feel ma flow

although im takin it slow

manz a pro lyk a yo-yo

datz ryt i go up nd down

king born wida crown

numba 1 nutta around

O yh dis iz were i put a noun

lyk da ZED lol man

zapper of da dead

nd 26th numba of roman alfabet

u can call me a baronet

i'll plauy thru lyk a clarinet

nd chow on u lyk a baguette

lol dont fret

i aint even in da zone yet ;)

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You guys are SICK Masha Allah. This is so entertaining :lol: GO DICEY

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lol manz so fly

dat i get up so high

nd change sky

from blue 2 black

jus lyk ur eyes

nd ur bruised thighs

wen i done wid u

u'll b crying

cum 2 close nd u'll keep on frying

lol why ask nicely, wats rong not so manly

bruv get lost

coz u see i express maself precisely

lol u bring in ur bro

datz jus nd sad n low

trus man u aint eva gonna feel ma flow

although im takin it slow

manz a pro lyk a yo-yo

datz ryt i go up nd down

king born wida crown

numba 1 nutta around

O yh dis iz were i put a noun

lyk da ZED lol man

zapper of da dead

nd 26th numba of roman alfabet

u can call me a baronet

i'll plauy thru lyk a clarinet

nd chow on u lyk a baguette

lol dont fret

i aint even in da zone yet ;)

 

 

Monz...

 

Why do you still bring your wackest lines?

I can't take your bag of hype seriously,

because with my blackened eyes all I see is a batch of lies,

Don't give up your day job,

because your absolutely crap at 'Rhyme',

Homo,

I don't want to feel yo' flow anyway,

It's all plastic like cellotape,

Don't ever again bring game to a Mad, pissed Renegade...

you Spastic Little Feather-weight,

Bruise my thighs? I don't mind,

I'll reduce your life to no more than a Nuclei,

It's fine; No-hassle,

Smash your nucleus into a pulp of Cy-toplasm,

I'm The Sickest on MM even if you were in a Coma with a Holy-Critical Illness,

Make my Mutli-Syllables Inject,

I say what's on my mind, I don't care; Abort my thoughts with Wholly-minimal interest,

So here goes:

Your Words just 'fore-play',

Whilst mine indulge in Multi-lyrical Incest...

 

I can spit an 'Afrodisiac'. Monz you'll never beat me; is your 'Afro(Brain) Dizzy Akh'?

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thanks for the sandwich; allow the beating

greasy feet omelette ain't something i'm eating

don't you know not to eat off the streets?

especially things like uncovered sweets.

 

buy your hotdogs and curry, i ain't payin

those microbes will give your stomach a real playin

don't come to me when you're spewing and splaying

yourself on the carpet, face green, insides decaying

good you love your mommy, you'll need her when you're swaying

reeling without feeling, vision slowly graying

i think you've had enough, don't need no replaying

just a public service announcement, you get what i'm sayin?

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I'm so bored to death,

I've returned to resurrect this Forum Thread,

Never jest,

When it's time to sever heads off a hoard of 'friends',

My dream is clear; ‘Crystal’ like a score of ‘Meth’,

But my vision seems cloudy,

Out on the move to make pounds please, like RownTrees,

You’re just stuck in your shoes with your Clown Feet,

Try dumbfound me, Even better: Dumb, try find me,

And I’ll leave your corpse in the ground; deep,

Rhymes spill at Sound speed,

I spew bullets; Make a whole round breeze through, till your crown bleeds,

And that’s (^) a metaphorical verse,

Remember, I’m Super-Sonic with words...

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I'm master of my craft your a poser dressed in pink, you smell like ish, my ♥♥♥♥ don't stink, I drop bars faster than the human eye can blink, I'll go to sleep while you take a minute and think, I'm like the iceberg your the titanic about to sink, and when I'm not spitting live your victim to my ink, I draw your blood whenever I need a drink, I don't wear fur I wear coats made from your skin, my flow is unique like fingerprints, your a ***** and I'm slapping your pimps, I beat these rappers so bad i'm giving them limps, I'm like Einstein you have the intelligence of chimps, so I'll stay at my level while you remain gimps.

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For Mr.Baldy

 

written by Arcade Don.

 

i aint an actor but they way im merkin you ive caused some drama

this is all too much nadeem im killing you so now you need some armour

the way i cut you up you must think im a barber

another headshot and ill leave your brain looking like tikka masala

when im done with u ur gonna need a new face

your mouth will get bruck up so you dont need to worry bout toothpaste

u aint got no money you'll be a tramp till your eighty

ill leave ur house looking like the floors of haiti

saying that you got your gonna beat me but thats all chit - chat

go on take A BREAK but i aint talking about having kit-kat

ill give you a black eye people will think that your wearing mascara

your face is so butters you should wear a balaclava

when im finished with you ill leave you in a desert like sahara

im fly like a plane but your fly like a pigion

your bars are just lame and you look like a migit

i think my gun drank lucazade coz its always got energy

when i pull it, your likely to end up in a cemetry

when you run call it usher coz its like your movin mountains

ill make you bleed so much that your bleeding fountains

when i see you, my shank will wanna get in on the action

when i stab you, ill cut you in half like a fraction

 

im only 15 but i got a few million pounds way more than 25

next time ill shank you, and there'll be holes in you way more than 25

ill leave you in hospital they'll want me in jail doin 25

when i see you i wont stop until i shanked you like 20 times

if you wanna get yout on me its nuffin, ill still take about 20 lives

and i wont stop until in your chest are 20 knives

ill be a millionare and you'll only have like 20 dimes

ive got 500 bars plus that are sick but you've only got like 20 rhymes

im only 15 and im balling your still a tramp and probably like 29

then in your funeral the church bell will ring way more than 20 chimes

ill make you scream in terror, people will think that you went on 20 rides

when i pull it put you'll be like drogba coz ill make you do like 20 dives

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