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See, moms would be near the stove. The kids and husbands will be near the fridge staring at it and not finding stuff to eat.

 

Also, spammm!

 

I typed: "why did"

Result: "why did i get married"

:lol:

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'Why the hell is' alphabetically:

 

a - Why the hell is akon so black/ why the hell is alienware so expensive

b - why the hell is justin beiber so popular

c - why the hell is combat training online only :blink:

d - why the hell is drake bell so famous

e - why the hell is everyone dying :fear:

f - why the hell is family guy in spanish

g - why the hell is glee so popular

h - why the hell is hot :unsure:

i - why the hell is it snowing

j - why the hell is justin beiber so popular

k - why the hell is kim kardashian famous

l - (no result)

m - why the hell is my eye twitching

n - (no result)

o - why the hell is obama president

p - why the hell is pizza a vegetable

q - (no result)

r - why the hell is real :unsure:

s - why the hell is so slow :unsure:

t - why the hell is there a watermelon there :hmm:

u - (no result)

v - why the hell is vevo :unsure:

w - why the hell is weed illegal

x - why the hell is xfinity

y - why the hell is youtube so slow

z - why the hell is zumba

 

:rolleyes:

 

What if:

- god was one of us

- there was no google :fear:

 

What if they:

- had a war and nobody came :P

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Family Special:

 

1. My Mom

- is a fob

- hates me

- is dad :fear:

 

2. My dad

- my dads gone crazy :o

 

3. My brother is

- an italian plumber :wow:

- an only child :eyebrow:

 

4. My sister

- the vampire :ph34r:

 

5. My uncle sa

- saw albino polar bear :wow:

 

6. My kid

- is better than yours :wub:

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Seriously?

 

Taking inspiration from that, I typed and chose the suggestion 'sometimes i like to tape' and got:

sometimes i like to tape my thumbs to my hands

:lol:

 

bold is what google completed:

'sometimes i like to eat soap' :blink:

 

'sometimes i like to steal other people's scabs' =/

'sometimes i like to sit on the toilet backwards' :lol:

 

'sometimes i like to cover myself in vaseline'

 

'sometimes i like to hang glide on a dorito' :lol:

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Why do...

 

Pakis have big noses

Pakis smell of curry

Bengalis look Chinese

Bengalis smell of fish

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