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Asalamoalikum, folks:

 

It's a 5-7-5. We don't mean police code or the popular ladies clothing store. We mean syllables. And believe me, syllables mean business ('Hooked on Phonics' made millions!). First, a few ground rules.

 

1. No cursing, unless the curse word is exactly 7 syllables

2. No objectification of women; particularly, no references to female anatomy

3. No references to that one night in San Juan (and I'm serious ChrisColes1stfan); I apologize for redundancy with rule 2.

4. All submissions are hikus.

5. All submissions must contain the letter 'e'

6. Best of three rounds will consist of 2 hikus from both of us.

7. The first three people to post after each round with a numerical score between 1 and 10 (10 the highest) will serve as judges; scores will be averaged.

8. More rules can be added as needed.

 

-jonas

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Asalamoalikum, Coeur Isole and Salafster:

 

Both: Man, I'm happy for the fans of this idea. Sorry about the ZERO posts from us so far. ChrisColes1st fan is doing classes while I attend to guests.

 

Coeur Isole: The 'find a wife' thread was a joke, kid. Please chill.

 

Salafster: You've been getting some flack for your "Is MM halaal?" thread. You know what, dawg>? I much admire your thinking of that question and posting about it. You're living a critically-evaluated life. Solid work. May Allah make myself and ChrisColes1st fan 1/2 as aware.

 

-jonas

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Coeur Isole: The 'find a wife' thread was a joke, kid. Please chill.

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Actually, I dont think I need to chill... :huh:

 

Didn't I tell you everything I say is a joke? :unsure:

 

Carry on. :grin:

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Asalamoalikum, Coeur Isole:

 

I think you're right, actually. I should've looked at your response more closely. "Carry on."

 

-jonas

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I hate jonas so

He is not cool and he knows

Kill him with a fork

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Asalamoalikum, ChrisColes1stFan:

 

My words are soft wind.

Your eyes kissed as you shiver.

Sadly, you just blow.

 

-jonas

 

Edit: END ROUND 1; ROUND 1 JUDGING BEGIN!

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Asalamoalikum, ChrisColes1stFan:

 

Okay, dawg, that was hotter than hot. I just got BEAT DOWN. Contrast of temperature (heat of hate, the non-coolness of me), which is an internal metaphor for eating (too hot to eat, then cooled to eat with a fork) is singular brilliance. I have been vanquished.

 

-jonas

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Asalamoalikum, folks:

 

I would also like to point out that ChrisColes1stFan wrote that powerful, concise metaphor in 15 SECONDS. I have been dried and salted.

 

-jonas

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