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Whose fresher than Sal? Let's take this and not go too far

Waiting up on his dinner, fatigue of an anemic baby drowning in tar

Wifey's been hot out in the kitchen- 'excellent biryani tonight b_blah!'

 

Sat back, click happy rolling back into his blood and worm-filled nappy

It's coming! It's coming! His FSI on the freestyle forum

Cotton Field Express, the cesspit of the online gangster's decorum

 

It's our care in the community, leave him be in his bubble

Plaster up your cathouse bro- the aroma of herpes decays the rubble

He's the pantomine dame, complete with magic bullet and 3 day stubble

 

The reality like his corset- too tight, roll up brothers- it's Swan Lake tonight!

Curtains drop, audience engrossed but Act 1 draws it up

Good boy, down in one- this isn't close to the poison cup.

 

Catch him from his lipstick mark left on half a cup of Ribena

I say don't cry don't cry, but this one isn't for Argentina

There's a disco in the orphanage tonight sweetheart- RSVP Zimarina

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I heart you too Zimarina

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I heart blah

:wub::wub::wub:

 

EDIT - btw, good job zi

but prepare yourself for retaliation.

you dont know when or how it'll come.

i really COULD end up in your backyard outside your window :ph34r:

.................

...or i could also just write a reply..i'll see how i feel

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I heart you too Zimarina

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^ Is that what's stopping you from posting your response Sal? :(

 

This is no fun all on my lonesome.

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^ Yeah, I was thinking the same thing- Ah well, only you and I know the secrets of the deleted posts ;) But if you delete your previous 2 it WILL make sense!

 

So, what d'you think apart from the FSI and the nappy expletive!?

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Well i had some trouble understanding it, which is a good sighn since it means it was writen using a high level of english.

where did u go to school?

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Well i had some trouble understanding it, which is a good sighn since it means it was writen using a high level of english.

where did u go to school?

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No no, it would have been a good sign if you had understood it! And high level of English? More like 7am-I-Really-Need-To-Revise-But-Will-Procrastinate-Til-The-Cows-Come-Home-English...ah man!

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zimarinas gooooooooooooooooooooooood..i would heart her 2 i it wasnt haraam :wub:

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i would heart her 2 i it wasnt haraam :wub:

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It's HARAM?! :o

 

But I heart you already :( And I can't go back on it now!

 

:wub:

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It's HARAM?!  :o

 

But I heart you already :( And I can't go back on it now!

 

:wub:

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we'll jus bismillah it :lol:

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Zimarina did u go to one of those grammer schools or what ever they are called in the UK?

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Hell no, one of those grotty inner city beaten up secondary schools in North West London (not the prettiest of places)....Sana knows EXACTLY what I'm talking about ;)

 

Grammer schools are really passe nowadays- their status has really worn away and it's no longer the mark of a 'quality education' like back in the day..

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