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Can I kiss him regardless?

 

NO!

 

 

I heart Sal

 

That's why you are forever welcome in this thread m'dear.

 

 

Saleem: for the LOVE of God, how pathetic an individual must you be- I'm a girl, this should be a walk in the friggin' park (so you say)...GET ON WITH IT.

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i have never in my entire e-career seen someone so desperate to battle me, AFTER blatantly refusing to do so a short while back

you Zimarina are a piece of work

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Can I kiss him regardless? Please? I heart Sal...I really do!

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Whoa.. easy fella.. I beginning to think the "Alif" in the "The-AlifTeam" stands for ..Androgynous. Call me homophobic or whatever.. I don’t care, cos no one likes your type, and such explicit and disgusting forms of expression of ones fondness for the same sex should not be tolerated …you're seriously beginning to worry me.

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Whoa.. easy fella.. I beginning to think the "Alif" in the "The-AlifTeam" stands for ..Androgynous. Call me homophobic or whatever.. I don’t care, cos no one likes your type, and such explicit and disgusting forms of expression of ones fondness for the same sex should not be tolerated …you're seriously beginning to worry me.

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My outward displays of affection towards b_blah/sal are making you jelous I see? Oh dear rim spinning freind of mine, that was never the intent.

 

I henceforth withdraw my interest in Sal/b_blah - go for it revo.

 

Androgynous.

 

awww...somebody got a 'Word a day Calender' for his birthday...how shweet.

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i have never in my entire e-career seen someone so desperate to battle me, AFTER blatantly refusing to do so a short while back

 

Err, so I missed something? When exactly was this cruel refusal issued?

 

 

you Zimarina are a piece of work

 

:wub:

 

I do heart you so..

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i must say that this is one of the weirdest threads ever...

maybe i shud leave before u ppl influence me to ur weird ways...

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Err, so I missed something? When exactly was this cruel refusal issued?

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And about us 'battling'- LOL! Sal, you'd intimidate me like crazy- did you not see my parody of rap battles? I'll paste it below ;)

 

Yo yo,

I'ma bustin da crib

And cotchin in yard

Yo cant touch man

Coz I'm a messed up retard

 

Dis gangster comes from nuthin

An' now I make it big

Dem mean streets taught me

Homie G receding hair line need a wig

BIG UP

 

THe less said about that the better, huh? ;)

 

:(

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Ain't nobody fresher, that's a bit of a stretch hun

But keep on insisting and I might give you a fresh one

These questions I'm faced with, simply testing my patience

And I don't really feel welcome considering the guest invitation

You got some serious issues is my best explanation

It's an unhealthy interest the way you adoring your plays

I guess no one ever told you to lower your gays

I'm flowing for days, it's no trouble to spit a rap

Hit 'em up and in the process double that victim stat

Paramedics get you up, I just pick another batch

Return your invite with anthrax for triggering my wrath

I'm not your average, some days I'm a n***** and a half

When I think of it I laugh, so listen homie surrender

I'll bust a magic bullet and I don't mean a blender

Staying strapped with a pencil so I can silence you with lead

Found out weed was haraam so I smoke Tylenol instead

I'll have your fan base introduced to my fan blade

Pretty soon you'll make it look cool to wear bandaids

Who even remember the last name that tried to test my regime

Dumped half of him in the ocean and left the rest in the stream

Who's the bestest emcee? Yeah, you guessed it it's me

Lil Zima better recognize, don't nobody mess with Saleem

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so i guess the judges are rzmdy, revolutionary, kausar and jonas for this 'battle'

judge away

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so i guess the judges are rzmdy, revolutionary, kausar and jonas for this 'battle'

judge away

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rzmdy

 

m hrt skps mny bts thnkn f y

 

revolutionary

 

There's a Che exhibition @ the V&A....everytime I see it on the tube, I think of you!

 

kausar

 

PM me so we can talk about Socrates and the poison cup....and a lil' bit of Oedipus too? :wub:;)

jonas

 

What to say about jonas? We go way back, but he's forgotten. He's sold out man. You forgotten your roots man. You forgotten about the projects.

Remember little Timmy, who just wanted an education but got shot down by

the crimes of the crips gang. Man we fought wars wit em, so we could go to

school and learn about trigonometry. Now the homies found high society,

your forgetting who u be checkin wit when it was goin down in the hood. Man

dont u remember abraham got shot in the face, his brains were lying on the

pavement, he only had 21 seconds to go before he had to go. Make it up man, make it up to me.

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OKAY... sooo... back to the matter at hand?

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Sal- what made you so absent minded? how can you ask revo to

judge ..!

 

Zimi- spare the children ..this battle seems like a forced marriage so how can anyone play the qazi ..coz forced marriages are haram.

 

P.S. Don't worry coz I am not a new one. It's Kausar.

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what's wrong with revolutionary judging? he applied correctly in the judge application thread

 

well Zimarina, looks like you got lucky this time, nobody seems to want to give their opinion on this

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