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Zimi- spare the children ..this battle seems like a forced marriage so how can anyone play the qazi ..coz forced marriages are haram.

 

P.S. Don't worry coz I am not a new one. It's Kausar.

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Why'd you open a new account Kauser? I liked your old avvie!

 

Indeed forced marriages are haram- and this battle has all the characterisitics, but better to pop a few kids out while we're at it than talaq straight off?

 

 

well Zimarina, looks like you got lucky this time, nobody seems to want to give their opinion on this

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Small mercies Saleem..

 

what's wrong with revolutionary judging? he applied correctly in the judge application thread

 

b_blah said he wasn't good enough because he didn't appreciate my original rap...short term memory girlfriend?

 

lil zimi got her ass handed to her

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Is Coventry not entertaining you enough? Please get back when they've managed to undo all the years of damage done to your language output ala Canada...

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Sal- what made you so absent minded? how can you ask revo to

judge ..!

 

P.S. Don't worry coz I am not a new one. It's Kausar.

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Huh? I don't get you?

 

I'd appreciate it, Miss flying Kausar, if you could explain the reasoning behind your statement. If you object to my judging credentials, then please state your reasons why, and provide the related evidence to support your claims.

 

I shall be waiting...

 

P.S. Why did you make a new account? You could have simply asked the mods to change your name.. if that was the reason. And btw.. I thought your old avvie sucked.. nothing beats spinning rims.. you can never get tired of them.

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And btw.. I thought your old avvie sucked.. nothing beats spinning rims.. you can never get tired of them.

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I was going to ask you about that- but then I thought that if I did, I'd be working on the premise that you'd actually give me a straight answer. Ah, life's tough :(

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Asalamoalikum, folks:

 

I'm here to sample the local colour. Where's the BEEF?

 

-jonas

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And btw.. I thought your old avvie sucked.. nothing beats spinning rims.. you can never get tired of them.

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Animated gifs make for cheesy avators.

 

 

I was going to ask you about that- but then I thought that if I did, I'd be working on the premise that you'd actually give me a straight answer. Ah, life's tough :(

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It has something to do with his hip-hop aspirations. Like many a budding rapper/MC, el-revo must wholeheartedly embody hip hop culture (of which, spinning rims are a big part). Seeing as though el-revo doesnt have a car, spinning rim GIF's give his street rep a much welcome boost.

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what's wrong with revolutionary judging? he applied correctly in the judge application thread

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He's supposed to be ur opponent!

 

lil zimi got her ass handed to her

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As your sister in Islam I advice you to tame your tongue [esp. while talking to females].

 

Why'd you open a new account Kauser? I liked your old avvie!

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I'd asked akhi Hamzah to change my password coz I wanted to leave and after a few days I've realized that that was a sad thought.

 

Huh? I don't get you?

 

I'd appreciate it, Miss flying Kausar, if you could explain the reasoning behind your statement. If you object to my judging credentials, then please state your reasons why, and provide the related evidence to support your claims.

 

I shall be waiting...

 

P.S. Why did you make a new account? You could have simply asked the mods to change your name.. if that was the reason. And btw.. I thought your old avvie sucked.. nothing beats spinning rims.. you can never get tired of them.

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Oh boy I've got nothing against you. It's just that that you're suppose to be battling, right.

 

Flying Kausar...funny hun :lol:

but how dare you play with my name :angry::no:

 

P.S. even I think my old avvie sucked.

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He's supposed to be ur opponent!

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no actually the battle that was supposed to be judged is the one in this thread

 

As your sister in Islam I advice you to tame your tongue [esp. while talking to females].

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i always thought you were a dude?

 

I'd asked akhi Hamzah to change my password coz I wanted to leave and after a few days I've realized that that was a sad thought.

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idiot

 

Oh boy I've got nothing against you. It's just that that you're suppose to be battling, right.

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not yet, sunshine

 

P.S. even I think my old avvie sucked.

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i don't remember what it was but i agree

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Asalamoalikum, folks:

 

I'm here to sample the local colour. Where's the BEEF?

 

-jonas

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The opening is mine- and Sal's warble is a couple of (hundred) pages afterwards...

 

Halal it monsieur..

 

 

 

Animated gifs make for cheesy avators.

It has something to do with his hip-hop aspirations. Like many a budding rapper/MC, el-revo must wholeheartedly embody hip hop culture (of which, spinning rims are a big part). Seeing as though el-revo doesnt have a car, spinning rim GIF's give his street rep a much welcome boost.

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Cold, dark, ignorant days before Alif showed up...Merci beaucoup..

 

 

 

As your sister in Islam I advice you to tame your tongue [esp. while talking to females].

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:wub:;)

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Asalamoalikum, folks:

 

First a few words on my criteria. First, I’m doing a 1-10 scale, with 10 as the highest, 1 as the lowest. When talking freestyle, there are several categories I judge:

 

1. Originality: Has this been said before? Are you copying an artist on the radio?

2. Style: Let us say I take your bits and pieces and plop them in another freestyle thread. Can I tell it’s yours?

3. Flow: If I read it and feel your rhyme, you’re in business.

4. Content: Are you just saying it to say it? This category balances out ‘originality.’

 

A review of Zimarina’s piece:

 

Whose fresher than Sal? Let's take this and not go too far

Waiting up on his dinner, fatigue of an anemic baby drowning in tar

Wifey's been hot out in the kitchen- 'excellent biryani tonight b_blah!'

 

Sat back, click happy rolling back into his blood and worm-filled nappy

It's coming! It's coming! His FSI on the freestyle forum

Cotton Field Express, the cesspit of the online gangster's decorum

 

It's our care in the community, leave him be in his bubble

Plaster up your cathouse bro- the aroma of herpes decays the rubble

He's the pantomine dame, complete with magic bullet and 3 day stubble

 

The reality like his corset- too tight, roll up brothers- it's Swan Lake tonight!

Curtains drop, audience engrossed but Act 1 draws it up

Good boy, down in one- this isn't close to the poison cup.

 

Catch him from his lipstick mark left on half a cup of Ribena

I say don't cry don't cry, but this one isn't for Argentina

There's a disco in the orphanage tonight sweetheart- RSVP Zimarina

 

1. Originality: 10. I’ve never seen anything like this.

2. Style: 10. This is definitely Zimarina. This is definitely cool stuphph

3. Flow: 3. I expected iambic imprecations.

4. Content: 8. The 2nd to last stanza reminds me of the first time I read T.S. Eliot. That’s like handling molten gold: valuable, but too hot to handle.

 

Total: 31

 

A review of Sal’s piece:

 

Ain't nobody fresher, that's a bit of a stretch hun

But keep on insisting and I might give you a fresh one

These questions I'm faced with, simply testing my patience

And I don't really feel welcome considering the guest invitation

You got some serious issues is my best explanation

It's an unhealthy interest the way you adoring your plays

I guess no one ever told you to lower your gays

I'm flowing for days, it's no trouble to spit a rap

Hit 'em up and in the process double that victim stat

Paramedics get you up, I just pick another batch

Return your invite with anthrax for triggering my wrath

I'm not your average, some days I'm a n***** and a half

When I think of it I laugh, so listen homie surrender

I'll bust a magic bullet and I don't mean a blender

Staying strapped with a pencil so I can silence you with lead

Found out weed was haraam so I smoke Tylenol instead

I'll have your fan base introduced to my fan blade

Pretty soon you'll make it look cool to wear bandaids

Who even remember the last name that tried to test my regime

Dumped half of him in the ocean and left the rest in the stream

Who's the bestest emcee? Yeah, you guessed it it's me

Lil Zima better recognize, don't nobody mess with Saleem

 

1. Originality: 10. I’ve also never seen anything like this. I’ve never judged a freestyle competition.

2. Style: 4. Sal, dawg, you pimped this thread raw, but you must find your voice.

3. Flow: 9. Solid. Perhaps I’ll get you to write my epitaph

4. Content: 8. It’s hard to battle a Muslimah. You kept it clean, but still managed to take some bites. Props are due.

 

Total: 31

 

General comments:

 

I’m looking forward to our next installment, folks. This is fantastic stuphph. Thanks for the laughs!

 

-jonas

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no actually the battle that was supposed to be judged is the one in this thread

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idiot?

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And I thought you were ONE of your kind.

 

not yet, sunshine?

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:huh:

 

i don't remember what it was but i agree

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:mellow:

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Asalamoalikum, folks:

 

General comments:

 

I’m looking forward to our next installment, folks. This is fantastic stuphph. Thanks for the laughs!

 

-jonas

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WalaiqumSalaam waRahmatullah jonas,

 

I like very much your judging criteria- though I am inclined to ask whether there was a lil' bit of number fiddling to ensure equal tallies or whether it was just a cruel twist of fate. To level Saleem and I? Shocker.

 

Did my flow crash on your rocks jonas? Do I not get to write your epitaph? Perhaps that could be the theme of the next battle?

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Asalamoalikum, Zimarina:

 

I simply enjoyed the battle. In those terms, I felt a 62. You both were equally responsible.

 

As for flow, I wonder if freestyle is more about wit than profundity. If you can rock a jab that reaches my soul, more power to you. But mostly cut opponents with a knife--death by a 1,000 cuts. Make the blade hum. That's flow.

 

Epitaph writing or not, you're invited to my funeral. Aside, don't let me limit your art; write what moves you and hurts your foe.

 

-jonas

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WalaiqumSalaam waRahmatullah jonas,

 

'rock a jab that can reach your soul'-? Awfully Celine Dion of you jonas- but I have my aims laid out for me no doubt.

 

Saleem

This all seems like such a dream

These results are not as well-recieved as they seem

Fancy another my moon beam?

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i think you meant 'well-received', but what do i know i'm just a mechanical engineer

how's the job hunt coming along?

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