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oooh in leeds you say if you are lost 'i wonder where this leeds to'

hehe lol it was funny at first....

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Guest Safiah!

BEST.Topic.Ever.

 

I looove puns but always get made fun of because apparently they're corny. Pish posh. WELL unfortunately, I cannot remember any at this given time. I will ask those who are perceptive, have the memory, and are the recipients of my ever-so corny 'punny' (not said in accent) humour. IE my friends from ishkool (said in accent).

 

SEE they remember:

 

Arite, so when this past school year started, I was assigned a locker that did not exist. A friend of mine had a locker, but no lock. And so we decided to share. She proved to be the worst locker-mate EVER, because she collected so much crap and whatnot. I routinely threatened to evict her. She insisted I had no right to kick her out as it was HER locker. So one day, my lock & I left, after which I dubbed her the 'lockless monster'. "THE LOCKLESS MONSTER EXIIIISTS!" I'd yell down the hall, "SOMEONE TAKE A PICTURE AND SELL IT ON EBAY".

 

*cue laughter* :unsure:

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:lol: Very good...

 

On a forum once...

 

How do the different sections of the faith differ from one another for example sunny Muslims.

 

sunny Muslims... (BTW mate, Im not laughing at you at all, but thank you for making me laugh..)

 

The buzz here is about August 22nd Iran is going to nuke Isreal - Bright lights over Isreal and blah blah blah - and I am starting to believe them. I am afraid Iran is starting to realize that their future looks bright - VERY bright...

 

I think a little too bright, dare I say it, SUNNY EVEN...

 

:lol:

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Guest Safiah!

A friend's personal message on MSN: "Sick day at AIDS Conference, the concert was killer".

 

Oh man, I died.

 

Badupdup tishhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

 

[and no I didn't put him up to it :whistle: ]

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Safalafadafa: MYNA Camp (AKA greatest camp ever): Aug 19-22! Msg! says:

My mom's brother, his name is Tom so when we go over we're like UNCLE TOM'S CABIN

and then sometimes we go

BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE*

it works both ways!!

 

Ukht Nawsheen - CANADA says:

LOL

UNCLE TOMS CABIN

EM 's...

hood ;)

 

Safalafadafa: MYNA Camp (AKA greatest camp ever): Aug 19-22! Msg! says:

under my scarf ;)

 

Ukht Nawsheen - CANADA says:

;)

thats two puns in a row ;)

 

Safalafadafa: MYNA Camp (AKA greatest camp ever): Aug 19-22! Msg! says:

OOOOOOOOH yeah. we're good

 

*allusion to the fact that "mama" in Bangla is "uncle"

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*Aunt breaks glasses in kitchen, cleans up...*

 

Aunt: So how are you guys?

 

Dad: Oh fine fine, we heard you had a smashing day..

 

Me: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

:lol::lol:

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I dont know if this is a pun, but schmeh...

 

Ukht Nawsheen says:

dude when do your classes start?

 

susanna says:

hahahha

next wed

over a WEEK after u

haha!

 

Ukht Nawsheen says:

awwwww

susanna must think she's FUNNY

awwwwww

 

susanna says:

susanna is funny

 

Ukht Nawsheen says:

funny smelling

 

susanna says:

u look funny

 

Ukht Nawsheen says:

only when i look at you

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Guest Safiah!

My friends & I laboured super hard to make another friend of mine a Chubaka outta paper mache, yarn, plastecine & glue. We spent tiiiime on it, and it looked soo wicked, but then we found out that the friend threw the thang out! So we're all a bit upset by this....

 

CARMEN: My mom was like 'SEEEE you spend so much time making things for your friends and they dont appreciate it'

ME: Why is that plural? What friendS?

CARMEN: Oh yeah, FRIEND.

ME: F[R]IEND actually.

 

[We joke]

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