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For the literature buffs among you-

 

Excerpted from The Invisible Man, Ralph Ellison. The narrator is of African American descent.

 

"I am an invisible man.

No, I am not a spook like those who haunted Edgar Allen Poe."

 

:D

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^ i read that in first year social science required course...I love that part about him walking towards the white guy and scaring the dude LOL the only part where he is seen by anyone ahahhaa

 

A friend's personal message on MSN: "Sick day at AIDS Conference, the concert was killer".

 

Oh man, I died.

 

Badupdup tishhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

 

[and no I didn't put him up to it :whistle: ]

its Badam Ching (\)0o8

 

 

 

let me exemplify

 

I work as a baker because I knead dough.

 

Badam Ching

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Why do people say "tuna fish?" They don't say "beef mammal" or "chicken bird!" and one my math teacher used, arent square roots radical. :huh:

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From now on, its BEEF MAMMAL AND CHICKEN BIRD :dance:

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On an MSN convo, a friend of mine mispelled and wrote 'awefull'. Funny thing is, 'awe-full' implies full-of-awe, as in, amazed. Quite the opposite of 'awful', I must say.

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Its a Puntiful puntiful world!

 

I think I'll give this a try...Er, well a lil'later...

 

 

-Z.Shadow-

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Guest Safiah!

its Badam Ching (\)0o8

let me exemplify

 

I work as a baker because I knead dough.

 

Badam Ching

 

Well you know what I was referring to so the purpose was served, n'est-ce pas?!?!

 

Anyhooo, this happened today. My cousins, grandparents, siblings, parents were at a restaurant for lunch. My cousins are such nuttos.

 

<We're talking about desi-run businesses>

ME: The bakery at Malvern Town Centre is owned by some brown people

COUSIN: Is it called Sivasringalam Jopindersingh?

SISTER: No, it's called something Deli

COUSIN: NEW "Deli" [Delhi]?

 

"Badam Chiiing".

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Haha, my dad loves puns!

 

'I bought a pinstripe suit, you like?'

'Yeah as long as it SUITS you!'

 

Har har har

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im gonna try to make one so dont make fun of me if it sucks ;)

 

The hunter had a mind like a steel trap

 

;)

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Hey hey its ok, that was good for a 13 year old... :P Jk! It was fine, ignore Humza...

 

Anyways, I don't have a punny pun to share vith you all today so bear vith me.

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:unsure:

 

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

 

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

 

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

 

:unsure:

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