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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching an American street performer do some juggling. The juggler notices the four gentleman have a very poor view, so he stands up on a wooden crate and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes."

"Oui."

"Sí."

"Ja."

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Oh my goodness, these are killing me.

 

A pun is like aching muscles after a good workout. They hurt, but they also feel kind of good.

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I removed the shell from my racing snail to make him go faster, but if anything it made him more sluggish.

 

 

 

Oh god this is so bad that it's good.

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Those last three... oh man.

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